5 Things We Know On A Sunday
- MLB is guilty of a cardinal sin in business. Never compromise your core customer and what they value to chase after an elusive “customer” who will most likely never enjoy your product or service no matter what you do. MLB is following the path of NASCAR. It won’t work well. But by all means, MLB, keep changing rules and doing things to speed up a game that is beautiful in part because it is untimed. Try and mimic football and basketball and fit into rigid “TV windows”. Let me know how it works for you. Spoiler Alert. It won’t work. In short, MLB hates baseball.
- Pray For Rain. It helps.
- I still can’t buy Roy McAvoy as a Montana rancher.
- Ocean Spray is to the cranberry juice world what Oreos is to the cookie aisle at the grocery store. I’m pretty sure there are 42 different flavors and blends of cranberry juice over there. From straight up to cran-_______ insert flavor here. Amazingly flexible little berry, that cran is. By the way, they will have every flavor except the one your wife wants. Good luck on the Cran-Watermelon. If you see one, let me know.
- A dog will eat anything. You don’t want it to eat something, that’s the first thing it will try and eat. If you’ve got a dog begging for table scraps, or just sits by you while you eat and gives you that “look”, I can help. Just get out some of the dogs medicine or any other pill that you’ve had to darn-near force feed into their mouth. The same dog that will eat day old scramble eggs has to have a piece of cheese wrapped around the tiniest pill in order to choke it down. So, convince them your Whataburger is medicine and you might be left alone…
Hyatt
